Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Não é com quem queres passar a 6ª feira à noite,

É com quem queres passar o domingo à tarde.

Well, if sex is a weapon, then smash, boom, pow,
How you like me now?

So I told her I was trash, she winked and laughed and said, "I already know...
I've got a beautiful place to put your face," and she was right